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This Is How Our Coworkers Will Remember Us When We’re Dead

by Joe Kim | Oct 24, 2016 | Entertainment

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To get us in the spooky spirit, VPM teamed up to create headstone inscriptions for each other. Come that fateful day when we turn into dust and bones, here’s how some of us will always be remembered:

“Here lies Molly and Meg. Before reaching their prime, their emails crashed one too many times.”

“At a Dallas game, she trashed Tony Romo and got more than heckled, now here lies Nicole Prechtl.”

“She got sick, and her desk draw full of Sudafed didn’t do the trick. Rest in peace, Marina Moca.”

“Here lies Joseph Ryder. He ate too many bagels, now he’s a fable.”

“Ruth was the sweetest, but also the cruelest. If you didn’t pay your invoice, she became ruthless. As quick as thunder, she’d put you six feet under.”

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