All Hallows’ Eve is right around the corner. We asked our teammates at VPM to tell us what they’d want to inscribe on their tombstone come that fateful day they turn into bones. Here’s what they had to say:

“He drank too much coke, then he croaked.”– Gary Calder, Business Development Manager

“Long live the Queen.”– Nicole Prechtl, Sales Manager

“Lol, jk. BRB.”– Alexander Newell Jr., Account Executive

“They weren’t ready for this jelly.”– Brie French-Sorgini, Director of Public Relations

“He loved bacon.”– Joe Ryder, Director of Sales

“Well, that’s that!”– Anthony Viola, Director of Operations

“A cookie a day…”– Maria Zepeda, Sales Manager

“He ended up dying while trying to live forever.”– Anik Ghose, Social Media Strategist

“My son did it!”– Jenniffer Firpo, Account Exectuive

“He died from a heart attack…after his wife went out clubbing!”– Veprim Gashi, Account Executive

Stay safe and have a frightening Halloween, NYC!

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